Please note that this post may contain some spoilers, nothing major though. You should still read it :)
Geordie Shore! Geordie Shore! Geordie Shore!!!!!
This show is absolutely amazing! Literally the trashiest,
filthiest show I’ve ever seen but I love it! I don’t know how to describe it to
you guys that haven’t been privileged enough to watch it. Everyone needs to
give it a chance! The season I watched, (season 3 I believe) has the members of
the shore hchlling in party central Cancun. Basically they go out every night
and get wasted or “mauled” or was it “moored” I have no idea. The guys all want to smash some
‘worldies’ i.e. girls not from the U.K. and the girls just want to have fun!
It all started one fine Autumn day, I’m chilling at a friends
house, dreading the onset of university for the fourth year running so she says
to me ‘Hey, let’s watch Geordie Shore, you’d love it.” And I, having previously
watched the founder of new trashy TV, Jersey Shore and finding it quite
mediocre wasn’t really having it. But she’s a selfless friend and so she put it
on anyways. There I was, happily playing on my laptop, listening to new music
doing my blog rounds etc when my ears were greeted with the sound of a thick
Geordie accent saying “I sh*t myself last night, I’m going to put my knickers
in the food bin because really, poo is just food that comes out your bum.”
SHOCK HORROR and then fits of laughter were what followed as I gawked at the
screen in disbelief! I could not believe someone just said that. From that
moment I was dead and gone for the entire cast of the show!
I can imagine that a lot of you are now questioning my sense
of humor and thought process but I can assure you, you need to watch it!
Anyways, this post isn’t really a tribute to Geordie Shore, after al they are
not paying me, but in the episode I watched today I really got to thinking
about some stuff. Charlotte and Gary are my favourite couple on the show, I
hate to love them but I do. Charlotte is your typical girl with a wild streak,
she goes out, gets “mauled” comes home, throws up everywhere, sh*ts her pants
etc. and she also has the filthiest mouth on the show. Not in a swear words
type way but in the sense that she says things like “She’s fallen for him like
a shit in the toilet bowl, skid marks and all.” moment of silence as you all
come to terms with what you just read. but on the inside she’s also really
sweet. Gary is also your typical lad, all the other boys want to be as cool as
Gaz and have threesomes and pull two girls at a time. Charlotte is basically
crazy in love with Gary and he knows it, they slept with each other a couple
times but stopped because it was ruining their friendship. He definitely cares
for her too. You can see it in the way he reacts when she’s upset or when they
aren’t ‘kicking off’ a.k.a. fighting. The problem is, Gary just cant stop
pulling other girls. Once there’s alcohol and scantily clad ‘worldies’ waiting
to be blessed by him he just cant help himself. Charlotte always lets on like
she doesn’t care if he pulls other girls seeing as they aren’t together as long
as it’s not in front of her but then gets stupidly upset when anything happens
or if Gary brings a girl home. THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH GIRLS!
If you don’t like something then say it, if you’re in love
with him and you know you can’t handle seeing him making out with other girls
in front of you then say it. I literally can’t wrap my head around the way some
girls try to be ‘like guys’ and act like they don’t care and nothing can affect
them and then when the guy is being a guy you cry and bitch and moan about it.
If you know you can’t handle yourself like a lady it’s always best to extract
yourself from the situation. Now I know it’s never that easy and love is blind
and what not but girls need to learn to control their own and take what they
think they deserve. It’s so important for a girl to know her worth. For
example, begging a guy to sleep with you and then trying to toss him off when
he’s sleeping after he’s said NO is highly unacceptable! I’m not saying you
should treat your box like a prize (which you should) but at least have some
decency and RESPECT YOURSELF! Because pussy is power! Lol.
On the other hand, are some boys just hard wired not to be
monogamous in any sense of the word? You know you like the girl but you just
can’t commit but you just can’t imagine a world without her. It’s unfair for
guys to expect a girl to act like his girlfriend when they’re unwilling to put
in the work, yet some girls do it too freely. This is one of the only reasons I
respect and still like Gary even though I think he’s a complete asshole. He had
the decency to cut himself off from Charlotte physically. What do you think? If
you were in Charlotte’s shoes would you continue pretending like you can be his
friend? And can some boys just not accept the thought of having one girl? And
if you were Gary, remembering that you genuinely care for Charlotte, would you
try and give up all the other girls? Or is it a case of YOLO living?
